My Coffeeshop's Bathrooms

Sun, 26 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000

When I open a coffeeshop, it’ll have the best bathrooms.

It will have 3 hooks. Just incase you have a coat, a backpack, and a handbag none of which you wish to touch the ground.
It will have a little side table.
It will be brightly but warmly lit.
The room will be sealed and the air will be completely recycled after each use.
There will be very soft whitenoise to ensure privacy.
There will be 4 entirely separate bathrooms, open to any sex, so there will be no lines.
It will have no key or code required. All are welcome in my coffeeshop’s bathroom.
My coffeeshop’s bathroom shall be squeaky clean. It will be so visually clean, however, that it shall not occur to you to squeak it.
There will be a standard toilet, a secondary toilet with a bidet, 2 urinals of differing heights, and a toilet for those who may need extra accessibility.
There will be bars on the wall incase you need leverage.
It will be spacious but not overwhelming.
There will be a step stool that is easily accessible but not in the way.
The toilets shall be nigh uncloggable.
The toilets shall be high flow.
There will be extra sink space.
The mirrors shall be regularly cleaned.
Toilet paper will be seemingly infinite, fed from a thin slot in the wall.
The trash can and box for sanitary pads will automatically empty down a built-in chute.
There will be scented and unscented soap, clearly marked.
There will be a paper towel and blower option.
Its door will be facing the west.
The floor and walls will be solid, with no hard to clean grout that could hide things.
My coffeeshop’s bathrooms will be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. They will turn it down out of modesty.
There will be an additional full-body mirror.
All mirrors will have adjustable soft backlighting.
My coffeeshop’s bathrooms will not require an app.
There will be a small drawer with complimentary personal toiletries. This way you know that my coffeeshop’s bathroom loves you.
Your phone will have signal in my coffeeshop’s bathrooms.
WiFi will be available, just incase.

I’m very motivated by my coffeeshop’s bathrooms. I’m not particularly interested in running a coffeeshop though. The coffeeshop seems like alot of work. That’s the only reason my coffeeshop’s bathrooms don’t exist yet.

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